Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 02, 2008

But do the occupants of those houses want to see a corpse flying over?

I don’t want to die. I want to read and love Frog Applause forever.

If they strapped a bunch of Roman candles around your waist first, you could really go out in a blaze of glory.

You’re one sweet and poetic Australian man, plight! And funny too.

HAHAHAHA! This is my favorite FA so far. Beautiful mixture of weird and funny. Wish I had thought of it.

the neighbors: “Ahhh It’s Ted! Please don’t land on OUR house!!!

lisa4romMpls says: the neighbors: “Ahhh It’s Ted! Please don’t land on OUR house!!! . Lisa: Are you sure his name isn’t Spud? . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spud_gun

When you die, a certain company will turn your carbon into a synthetic diamond: http://www.lifegem.com/ Finally, us slobs can be classy, in a twisted, grotesque kind of way.

And Teresa, you better get over to Toby: They are throwing $20 words around again like there’s no tomorrow.

@ ‘potsy: blush. Unfortunately I think you’ll find I’m also quite fickle. I decided I needed to have a personality trait that rhymes with pickle.

I already feel dead, reading through the archives. No guts, no glory? I must be missing something.