Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 24, 2013

“I don’t know what I’d do without you… but starting tomorrow I’m going to find out… because I’m dumping you tonight”

Here’s one of his customizable specials::“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a ____.”

“It’s not you, it’s me. An oldie but it still get the job done.

“Just hop on the bus, Gus. Make a new plan, Stan.”

Fifty ways to leave your lover.

“I’ve finally acknowledged my true sexual preference. I prefer having sex with someone who isn’t you.”

If Goat weren’t so utterly vanilla-bland, I’d say he was being drily ironic in panel 3….

“I just need some space…without you in it.”

♪ “…cause breaking up ain’t hard to do.”♫~ Neil Sedaka

RAT, WHAT HAPPEND TO BEER LAND??? I HAD TICKITS!!!

XD

“How can I miss you if you won’t go away??

Today, no more “Dear John” letters. It’s now the “Rat Text” relationship tweets .

Face the facts, you made a mistake, er I did.

play

Perhaps Rat wrote this commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrtUDosTrS0

Actually preferable to the way I was dumped recently. Not a good time, Stephan.

The oldie but goodie “I am going down to the conner for bread.”

This is truly a Breaker Downer for me!

It’s not me, it’s you. No wait. I got that backwards, didn’t I? Oh, well.

rat = kind, sensitive – NOT! . . . ☻

“If you don’t leave me alone, I’ll find someone who will.”

You all are in mighty fine form today. Someone could list all your breakup statements, add clever illustrations, and send the list to all the people in your email address book (or to someone you’d really like to get rid of). (Don’t let Rat know, or he’d want royalties.)

..dumpy chumpy chump has a ring..

Knock-knockWho’s there?Not you, anymore

rat is something elsle lol

Will Pig and Pigita attend?

LOL xxx

You would think he would throw it in just for fun.

There is a simpsons episode like this.