Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 01, 2013

That is why you guys, are NOT physicists.

You really have to admire the creative and complex vocabulary scientists use to describe things…Dark Matter, Black Hole, Outer Space….

No Dr. Mel; no there isn’t.

How can you lose a universe?

To my mind, physics requires just as much faith as religion. There’s no knowledge involved in it.

I’ve got a black hole in my bank account.

The US deficit is one black hole that keeps growing.

This sounds like a job for the Irritable Belle . . .

Do these gravitational effects make my mass look big?

Um, Doc, I think the closest thing to an adult there is Winky.