Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 24, 2013
July 23, 2013
July 25, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: I don't actually want to fight crime. Marigold: Really? So many human stories seem to celebrate masked crimefighting. Also princesses. And robots. And colorful animals. Phoebe: I think I ought to remind you the only human you hang out with is nine. Marigold: Talking animals, for whatever reason.
Hag5000 over 11 years ago
Not to mention colorful unicorn princesses.
bopard over 11 years ago
?You don’t want what you spend all your time consuming? no wonder humans run in circles.
kaykeyser over 11 years ago
Oh yes because those are all things that are so unrealistic. Also Phoebe’s plaid super hero before. I wounder what direction this conversation is going?
Mataata over 11 years ago
Colorful talking animals? We’ve got an entire fandom for that!
Q4horse over 11 years ago
My horse talks to me all the time. “Leave me alone, can’t you see I’m trying to eat?” “Feed Me!!” “Hand over the treats, Now!” “Could you scratch me, please? I’ve got a terrible Itch.” He does not use actual words, but the language is plain enough none the less.
rwpikul over 11 years ago
Simple: Like most adventurers they loot the bodies. Sometimes they even get to loot a real stash of cash rather than just whatever the punks in a street gang happen to have.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
Someday you will be a heroine.