Pickles by Brian Crane for August 07, 2013

not saying anything, as loudly as I can!

Opal’s enjoying this WAY too much!

He’s been unbalanced for quite some time Opal.

And she’s perfectly symmetrical?

I once shaved off half of my mustache just to see how long it took someone at the party to notice. Funny, huh? I didn’t think it was as funny the next morning when I got to go to work and looked in the mirror. I should have gone to work like that.

“It’s a delicate balance, like Uncle Si’s sanity”Duck Dynasty

Without my mustache I don’t know if I could keep my balance.

Half a mustache huh, like BJ at the end of a MASH episode..\\//_

Next strip, Opal says “now where did I put those tweezers?”

I think Opal is the unbalanced one!

in the last frame Opal has more hair on the left side of her head than on the right side. Due to her intentional humiliation of him, Earl has earned the right to shave the right side of Opal"s head.

…No, the left side. How about the middle for a “reverse Mowhawk.”

Opal outta work on that bush on her head instead.

i had collar length hair, buzzed it, and it took a week before anyone at work noted it. :P

Her head is tilted, which makes hair hang out from the head, thus looking fluffier. The hair on one side of my head is fuller and fluffier too – just made that way.

At least he doesn’t have a cow pie on his head like the kid……

Fluffer, fluffer, now where have I seen that occupation defined before?

All right, Opal… Don’t keep going on and on and on and on and on and….

LOL xxx

well, the human face is not really symmetrical anyway.Leave him alone.

I saw this strip before… uhm…

This is in the middle of a rerun week.

Stop making it worse, Opal!