Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 29, 2013
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August 30, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Check it out, Gomer Goldfish. I got you some plastic coral to decorate your fish blow. Goldfish: Oh, wow!... May I borrow your phone so I can ask my priest a question? Pig: What do you need to ask? Goldfish: If I've died and gone to Heaven. Pig: Sarcasm must be a goldfish specialty.
einarbt almost 11 years ago
Not just goldfish.
kamb8 almost 11 years ago
It must be boring to be a goldfish. (And don’t say any of that 3/7/20/whatever made-up number second memory stuff, goldfish have longer memories than that.
punmeister almost 11 years ago
He died and went to heaven, where the streets are paved with goldfish. It’s a case of Pearly Gates After Swine.
thepinkpanther almost 11 years ago
Awww. I thought he was happy in the 2nd panel.
Bilan almost 11 years ago
If it were heaven, you would have the little plastic scuba diver and the treasure chest.
zero almost 11 years ago
Lower your expectations, Gomer…
favm almost 11 years ago
A goldfish memory lasts about 3 seconds. (talk about ADS!)
cdgar almost 11 years ago
I had a goldfish once. He was delicious.
flashnzoom almost 11 years ago
Gomer is lucky he is not a cracker.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Congratulations, Pig! You actually recognized sarcasm! Gomer is surely one ungrateful goldfish. I’ll not miss him when he gets flushed.
joeshmo30 almost 11 years ago
im glad im not a gpldfish O_o
rshive almost 11 years ago
I think that maybe other species exhibit that behavior, Pig.
Enoki almost 11 years ago
How come MY goldfish, Mr. Fish, isn’t sarcastic? He does rearrange the stuff in the tank periodically though so maybe he’s really Mrs. Fish…
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
For an encore, he whistles “Happy Days Are Here Again.”
Popeyesforearm almost 11 years ago
Larry wouldn’t mind a little snack there Gomer.
Popeyesforearm almost 11 years ago
Larry wouldn’t mind a little snack there Gomer.
Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
With a name Gomer……no wonder he is the way he is. I cant say I blame him that much.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Why do these characters sit on pillows while watching TV?
Number Three almost 11 years ago
That’s the thanks he gets.
LOL xxx
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
@hariseldon59—Your theory is more UPBEAT than my first idea…that Rat sold all the furniture so he could buy more beer!
joeshmo30 almost 11 years ago
to make gomer happy, pig should bbuy him a female goldfish :3
singlefemalelaywer almost 11 years ago
Just the Goldfish crackers…………………………….
hitman4cookies almost 11 years ago
Actually rat would have been the teacher.
scooter88888888 almost 11 years ago
How come whever rat or pig are watching tv, they always sit o a pillow