Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 29, 2013
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Transcript:
Pig: Check it out, Gomer Goldfish. I got you some plastic coral to decorate your fish blow. Goldfish: Oh, wow!... May I borrow your phone so I can ask my priest a question? Pig: What do you need to ask? Goldfish: If I've died and gone to Heaven. Pig: Sarcasm must be a goldfish specialty.
Congratulations, Pig! You actually recognized sarcasm! Gomer is surely one ungrateful goldfish. I’ll not miss him when he gets flushed.