Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 11, 2013

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    JayBluE  over 11 years ago

    A pessimist thinks it’s half empty..An optimist thins it’s half full…A realist will either eat the competition or “fake a flush”….

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    jsab0  over 11 years ago

    He’s gone from optimistic to just a fish stick.

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    edclectic  over 11 years ago

    He needs to go to the toilet.

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    bcunning  over 11 years ago

    I am one of the engineers and it is clear that the bowl is actually less than half full

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 11 years ago

    Somewhere a young child will begin to weep..

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    TheWildSow  over 11 years ago

    One goldfish announced that he had become an atheist. “Oh yeah?” sneered his bowl-mate, “Just who do you think changes the water in our bowl?!”

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    jtviper7  over 11 years ago

    It was a ’ threesome ’…

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    derlehrer  over 11 years ago

    The bowl is 100% full – 1/2 water & 1/2 air!

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    Nightlasher  over 11 years ago

    “Dear optimist, pessimist, and idealist, While you were arguing over the glass, I came and drank it.Signed, The Opportunist”

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