Then again, I'm not going to miss his annoying "the-bowls-half-full attitude.
A pessimist thinks it’s half empty..An optimist thins it’s half full…A realist will either eat the competition or “fake a flush”….
He’s gone from optimistic to just a fish stick.
He needs to go to the toilet.
I am one of the engineers and it is clear that the bowl is actually less than half full
Somewhere a young child will begin to weep..
One goldfish announced that he had become an atheist. “Oh yeah?” sneered his bowl-mate, “Just who do you think changes the water in our bowl?!”
It was a ’ threesome ’…
The bowl is 100% full – 1/2 water & 1/2 air!
“Dear optimist, pessimist, and idealist, While you were arguing over the glass, I came and drank it.Signed, The Opportunist”
July 17, 2015
JayBluE about 11 years ago
A pessimist thinks it’s half empty..An optimist thins it’s half full…A realist will either eat the competition or “fake a flush”….
jsab0 about 11 years ago
He’s gone from optimistic to just a fish stick.
edclectic about 11 years ago
He needs to go to the toilet.
bcunning about 11 years ago
I am one of the engineers and it is clear that the bowl is actually less than half full
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 11 years ago
Somewhere a young child will begin to weep..
TheWildSow about 11 years ago
One goldfish announced that he had become an atheist. “Oh yeah?” sneered his bowl-mate, “Just who do you think changes the water in our bowl?!”
jtviper7 about 11 years ago
It was a ’ threesome ’…
derlehrer about 11 years ago
The bowl is 100% full – 1/2 water & 1/2 air!
Nightlasher about 11 years ago
“Dear optimist, pessimist, and idealist, While you were arguing over the glass, I came and drank it.Signed, The Opportunist”