Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 07, 2013

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    punmeister  about 11 years ago

    Pathetic? Is there some other type of nerd?

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    Sherlock Watson  about 11 years ago

    Show her how strong you are, Goat — tear a rat in half for her.

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    Bilan  about 11 years ago

    Did Rat just look up Dignity in the dictionary?I didn’t think he would be familiar with that word.

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    Sisyphos  about 11 years ago

    Poor Goat is turning into the perpetual goat of this strip and Rat’s regular whipping-boy. It’s not fair!

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    Phatts  about 11 years ago

    I wasn’t aware you could UN-thank somebody, but it’s good to know!

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    Hillbillyman  about 11 years ago

    Punch him goat

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    bbadenov  about 11 years ago

    I just remember Ronald Reagan to Walter Mondale: “I would say you spend like a drunken sailor, but that wouldn’t be fair to all the drunken sailors.”

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    eddie6192  about 11 years ago

    Goat should dignify himself by butting Rat in the oompa loompas.

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    Stream of conscience  about 11 years ago

    @alexikakos

    Thanks!

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    Andi Asha  about 11 years ago

    Don’t worry goat I’m also a pethetic nerd, and everyone rejects me.

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    Bobogoobo  about 11 years ago

    Pathetic nerd here – had to make an account to correct the HTML above. Please don’t use the font tag; it’s deprecated. Instead, use inline CSS:< span style=“font-size:larger; color:blue;”>hello world< /span>Which looks like this:hello world(You can get help with all of this at the same site linked in the first comment.)

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    heatherjasper  about 11 years ago

    This reminds me of Dr. Who with Canton Everett Delaware III.

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    Dabattlebacca  about 11 years ago

    Rat, you need to stop insulting and start using a baseball bat more often. I’ve found it speaks louder than words.

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    Marvelmoan1114  about 11 years ago
    I RULE THE COMMENTS!!!!!
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    barister  about 11 years ago

    consider the source. Here’s a specimen that run around gutters, garbage, and carry fatal diseases.. No wait, I know some people like that. I take it back rat.

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