Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 20, 2013

Hey after a couple of screwdrivers, I was hammered…

Quite frankly, I’m tired of him doing his same bit all the time……..

He’s like a man without a guitar…Chordless….Sorry…..

Bev,,,, you sure seem to have a handle on these things…. I didn’t think it was your bag.

You know, this is what happens when you let a bunch of tools out on their own without a strong ruler.

They just can’t measure up to the plans you have for them.

Two in solid red, one in solid green…. I bet no one there even thought about a blue print.

I guess you bolted after those lines… Can’t blame you for not staying in plane sight.

I myself was gonna make a joke about a ball peen but it was too tacky.

Varnes … Chuck will do a different bit for you, if you help him find his key.

looks like their screwed

Around here, your jokes are better than the comics, Susan :D

Drill, baby, drill.

He’s just another tool.

He’s not on the level but at least he’s not a square.

No “saw” pun?

I do believe that either the hammer or drill is screwed.

wonder if he’s on the level

Are you always so self-righteous? I hope reading the comics gains you a sense of humor!

Another very sick mind, who expects heaven with my man.

Conrad, Si! No saw, see? So sue…….

Synonyms: Hit it, screw it, drill it.