Wait, hole on there lil’ lady…
She’s got ’im there.
You have no icing!
“Men like you are a dime a dozen”.
Donut forsake me oh my darlin’
You made that promise as a bride
Although you’re grievin, donut think of leavenin
You’ll leave me empty inside
In an argument, she can dance rings around him.
Maybe he’ll fry music…..
“Honey ♫ honey…. oooh, sugar sugar….” ♪
>br>"Doughnut forsake ♫ ♫ me, ♪ oh my darling..♪."
I agree with Cap’n Dunsel She’s leaving him for a donut hole—He fills her in ways her husband can’t
His money is sweeter. I’m tired of your sourdough.
I hope this doesn’t sound racist, but all these doughnut people look the same to me.
Can’t blame her for leavin’ . . all the kids look like cheery Os . . . ☻
She just found out his father was a bagel. (Now that’s racist!)
“Yes, Dunkin, I’m leaving you. I love another. I love Mel.. Mel O’Creme.”
I’m in a chorus. Icing.
Glazed and confused.
Fine, leave me you cheap ’ho(le).
I found a croissant who does wonders for me…
You keep leaving sprinkles on the toilet seat . . .
Any excuse she would tell him would be full of holes. That’s why she has a glazed look on her face.
Varnes over 11 years ago
Wait, hole on there lil’ lady…
margueritem over 11 years ago
She’s got ’im there.
favm over 11 years ago
You have no icing!
fullmoondeb Premium Member over 11 years ago
“Men like you are a dime a dozen”.
TechnoScotty over 11 years ago
Donut forsake me oh my darlin’
You made that promise as a bride
Donut forsake me oh my darlin’
Although you’re grievin, donut think of leavenin
You’ll leave me empty inside
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
In an argument, she can dance rings around him.
Maybe he’ll fry music…..
“Honey ♫ honey…. oooh, sugar sugar….” ♪
>br>"Doughnut forsake ♫ ♫ me, ♪ oh my darling..♪."
crobinson019 over 11 years ago
I agree with Cap’n Dunsel She’s leaving him for a donut hole—He fills her in ways her husband can’t
jreckard over 11 years ago
His money is sweeter. I’m tired of your sourdough.
Ray_C over 11 years ago
I hope this doesn’t sound racist, but all these doughnut people look the same to me.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago
Can’t blame her for leavin’ . . all the kids look like cheery Os . . . ☻
MeGoNow Premium Member over 11 years ago
She just found out his father was a bagel. (Now that’s racist!)
ChessPirate over 11 years ago
“Yes, Dunkin, I’m leaving you. I love another. I love Mel.. Mel O’Creme.”
Ermine Notyours over 11 years ago
I’m in a chorus. Icing.
jerrythemacguy over 11 years ago
Glazed and confused.
McSpook over 11 years ago
Fine, leave me you cheap ’ho(le).
Kali39 over 11 years ago
I found a croissant who does wonders for me…
Fuddy Duddy over 11 years ago
You keep leaving sprinkles on the toilet seat . . .
alan.gurka over 11 years ago
Any excuse she would tell him would be full of holes. That’s why she has a glazed look on her face.