Monty by Jim Meddick for August 30, 2013

Sedgie and Jarvis. Great characters.

Bah, Jarvis more than makes up for Sedgies’s shortcomings.

Rank has its privileges.

Ear buds! Darn!We didn’t have such “electronic aids” in my school days! With Jarvis covering for him electronically, Sedgwick should get nothing but straight A’s (unless there’s a grade given for gym/PE) and have no trouble getting into Yale down the road….

Dash it! If only I had such help when Mr Box put me on the spot for declensions and conjugations in Latin class! I still wake up screaming at the thought!

where was Jarvis when I needed him for school! lol!

what happened to writing on the wrist?

I know this is isn’t real but cheating is no way to get through school.

this is all part of Jarvis’ long game, give him answers so he can cheat his way through school, then when he graduates with no actual knowledge or skills he’ll either go bankrupt or be forced to rely so heavily on Jarvis that he can demand any salary he wants.

I remember teachers who put me to sleep.

The blue tooth is a good Idea, but Jarvis must also have a monitor on him (which indicates that Jarvis is actually taking the class for his little master).

I rigged up a system to allow me to listen to the 1964 World Series on the radio while at school. Ear bud connected down through the shirtsleeve to a hollowed-out book. Didn’t get caught either!

Good Lord. I doubt Sedgewick’s father would approve.