Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 05, 2013
Transcript:
your first assignment is... uh yes, danae oh, I know an essay on what we did over summer vacation, right? well, in looking at the big picture, I have to ask...what's the point? shouldn't we be looking forward, not dwelling on the past? think of it as source material for your future biographer hm...excellent point
Superfrog about 11 years ago
Primary hysterical document.
einarbt about 11 years ago
Outsmarted Danae?
wrwallaceii about 11 years ago
Gotcha… …
pbarnrob about 11 years ago
I’ll be waiting for the unauthorized biography, maybe even by Wylie!
jazzmoose about 11 years ago
Smart teacher.
pcolli about 11 years ago
I think Danae would be told to “Just get on with it.”.When I was at school we only had to look like we might say something before we were punished.
keenanthelibrarian about 11 years ago
This is how we make a journalist, or are they just born? In which case, what is Danae?
Destiny23 about 11 years ago
I’m glad I never had to write one of those essays, since I never actually did anything over summer break! Other than farm chores, which aren’t very interesting…
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
I mucked the whole mucking month, why me?
Enoki about 11 years ago
In Danae’s case it will be a work of fiction!
bransom about 11 years ago
…or I’ll send you to the principal…again.
bgby4884 about 11 years ago
Day 1…
dabugger about 11 years ago
Good point….get them in their vanity….
mrs_yld about 11 years ago
Good teacher!
rugeirn about 11 years ago
This teacher totally has Danae’s number. Way to go!
emptc12 about 11 years ago
Juvenilia is sometimes interesting in tracing a famous person’s intellectual development. Is Danae the type to save it all or destroy it all?
Gokie5 about 11 years ago
Saver. She wouldn’t believe that anything about HER should be trashed.
milania about 11 years ago
This kid is booooorrrriiinnnnggggg.
BRO6164 about 11 years ago
The way I was taught was “the principal is your pal.”
neeeurothrush about 11 years ago
happy healthy new year to everyone and may all of your names be inscribed in the book.
Cat Hammer about 11 years ago
With respects to Ring Lardner: “Shut up,’ she explained.”
sesack4th about 11 years ago
@pcolli at my school I’d do bad stuff, admit to it and be told "quit trying to cover for (insert name of the moment). to the point that 20 years later it still worked for my own kids….
Caddy57 about 11 years ago
For Danae, this would be an open door to a career in “Creative Writing” followed by a term in whatever branch of government she wants…..they can be very creative too !
Hunter7 about 11 years ago
A teCh that knows her students well.