Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 01, 2013

Looks like Colorado – Don’t like the weather? Wait ten minutes – it will change!

The rain might be tolerated but the lightening may cause some concern.

Or “I have three inches of ‘partly cloudy’ in the back seat of my convertible”

Considering the cost of a round of golf in Japan, I’d guess that there was no way they were going to miss the opportunity.

Chance of Rain…that prediction covers about 90% of weather forecasting.Hey, I said there was a chance.

The ’13 Masters

A long time local weatherman from Plattsburg, NY was retiring and the long time weatherman from Burlington, VT told him "Now you don’t have to shovel your clear and sunny off the walk anymore..\\//_

Gotta remember the meteorologist is in advertising not production…

From what friends tell me, that was golf in ‘sunny’ Florida, all summer !

Hahaha..when it’s done raining spaghetti!!!

It’s called liquid sunshine.

Weather prediction is not now nor will it ever be an exact science. Want to know the weather? Stick your head outside. If it come back wet, It’s raining.Better yet, Buy a weather rock and Place it on the porch.

http://www.jeffowenartworks.com/FUN-Sculpture/WeatherRock/WeatherRock.htm

A blurb in Reader’s Digest had a Buffalo DJ reading a weather report during one of their frequent blizzards: “Low between 24 and 28 degrees with a 20 percent chance of precipitation. It’s currently 20 degrees and it’s been 20 percenting all afternoon.”

My, aren’t we just little miss perfect.

I LIKE THE RECIPES TOO! SORRY, LIKE DZW3030 SAID, "THAT’S WHAT THE SCROLL WHEEL IS FOR, FOOLS!

I’m guessing the weatherman is a chicken.