The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 28, 2013

Slit those fingers apart, that’ll work!

Wait ‘til he gets to "I’m trying, but it’s just not there!"

Don’t know if I’d go quite that far, but it’s probably better than no cest at all.

As a child I immediately looked into the pants of my sisters new Barbie. Disappointing.

I thought she has a hole in her finger. That’s where the ring goes. Won’t be getting away with that excuse Ken. LOL

Just as long as her legs separate.

Oh, just give her a bracelet.At least with her you get to live in a dream houseand it’s only 160 bucks

Tattoo that sucker on.

I prefer to throw a steak on the barbie…

Try a wedding bracelett

yes, Lauren M… lots of Barbies have a hole in their hand that a “ring” pops into… that should suffice for the wedding ceremony! no excuse to not make an honest woman, uh… doll out of her! lol

How does Ken hold the ring?

Just glue on the stone. That is what Madame Alexander does with her dolls.

Johnny Tremain anyone?

(No) California Howdy everyone!

On another note how do they….

That is okay, neither one is anatomically correct.So both are doomed to die because they can neither pee nor poop. However some I have seen have holes on the bottoms of their heels. I feel sorry for the shoes.

If he thinks THAT’s bad…

Just glue it on top of her ring finger.

At least there won’t be any “pull my finger” jokes.