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Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for September 06, 2013
September 05, 2013
September 09, 2013
Transcript:
Anti-Theft Fridge Notes! To scare away office lunch vultures, cut one out and tape it to your lunch! Warning: This lunch contains an exploding dye pack! Warning: This lunch protected by Chuck Norris. If you eat this lunch, we will eat your liver.
Ironhold over 11 years ago
My personal preference? Peppers. []With EX-LAX, you could go to jail for deliberately spiking food.[]Peppers? You were simply feeling brave that morning.
ossiningaling over 11 years ago
Warning: This lunch contains salmonella.
WaffleMonster42 about 9 years ago
Chuck Norris and superman were challenged to armwrestle each other. The loser had to wear tights.