Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 16, 2013

Oh, poor elephants if you ask me. The bigger they get, the shorter their reaches. Almost like T-rexes’ arms.

An elephant is the only mammal who can’t jump. Believe It Or Not, Ripley!

Like I know Sherwood Anderson from Donald Mouse or Mickey Duck.

uhh..

elephant quote patently absurd

“sure would pick” another drink, given the chance

Elephant tusks are very tight…except in Alabama, where the Tuscaloosa!

What I can’t believe is that, instead of a simple portrait of Sherwood Anderson, they have to portray him seconds from death. How about an entry about the Kennedy assassination with an illustration of the back of the president’s head exploding?

Before I read the Sherwood Anderson snippet, I thought it was going to be something about Robin Williams

That boxing match lasted even longer than Bugs Bunny vs The Crusher!

Sadly, and on a serious note, poachers know this too. Elephants across Africa and Asia are critically endangered and could be gone entirely from the wild within 30 years unless the tide is stemmed.

There’s one part of an elephant that doesn’t keep growing: their teeth. Elephants that die of “old age” usually starve to death because their teeth wear out and they can’t eat anymore.

Looks more like Sherwood commited suicide…He strangled himself..

did you get to talk to him!!!..you going to see his new television show The Crazy Ones!!!!

that should be did you get to talk to him?!!!…you going to see his new television show The Crazy Ones?!!!!