Wife: “Your round of golf took longer than usual, dear.”Husband: “Yes. Ferguson dropped dead of a heart attack on the third tee.”Wife: “How awful!.”Husband: “It was. Take a shot, drag Ferguson. Take another shot, drag Ferguson. I thought we’d never finish.”
Linguist about 11 years ago
Good idea. CSI will be thrilled.
jack fairbanks about 11 years ago
better be “quick”
tomtrek about 11 years ago
Don’t forget to rake it up.
jtviper7 about 11 years ago
I think he died trying to hit out too…
yimhere about 11 years ago
Where are the glasses? ….. Mulligan’s last shot?
Linguist about 11 years ago
Gives a whole new meaning to the words sand trap….
katzenbooks45 about 11 years ago
Wife: “Your round of golf took longer than usual, dear.”Husband: “Yes. Ferguson dropped dead of a heart attack on the third tee.”Wife: “How awful!.”Husband: “It was. Take a shot, drag Ferguson. Take another shot, drag Ferguson. I thought we’d never finish.”