Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 31, 2013

Right now he’s sunny side up.

So he may lay over easy for ever Amen!

His life was over, easy.

At least he wasn’t scrambled!

I thought he would be scrambled after the fall.

Everybody enjoyed the post-funeral reception!

I guess the yoke was on him!!

At least his name was Humpty and not “Benedict”, there wouldn’t be enough Hollanaise sauce to go around for a "Benedict.

Why are all the Huns lined up, each with an English Muffin, a slice of cheese and a piece of Canadian Bacon?

Um, yuk!

humpty’s mom still sore as hell

“Uh Sire, fried is not cremated.”“Close enough.”

And ‘Grokked’

that doesn’t look like enough, did he have any next of kin?

Not bad.

Just lucky that they had that size of frying pan. I wonder what that cost them from Cuisinart.

no disrespect for Humpty Dumpty but mmmmmm fried eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!…like them in a sandwich