Monty by Jim Meddick for September 13, 2013
September 12, 2013
September 14, 2013
Transcript:
Oh hey... There you are... Maybe you could help me with this... Um... What... What're you doing? I'm trying to take a picture of my abs. These days, if you're serious about hookin' up with a baby, you really need a decent ab shot... Ok. Ok. Wait for me to suck in and flex before you shoot... Um... Are you going to let me know when you're...? Hurry! Hurry! I can't hold forever!
Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago
What he’s got are called “flabs”.He’ll have to photoshop in some abs.
Proginoskes over 11 years ago
Now he’s Geraldo …
(@dukedoug: I have a 12-pack!)
Proginoskes over 11 years ago
AARG! Blew it!
I have 12-pack abs.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Poor E.B.! The finest portrait photographer around couldn’t make this shot come out well. The only way Monty’s picture will show a six-pack is for him to buy one at the convenience store and hold it while E.B. takes the picture.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
But wait…in a nano second, I thinkI saw a change… no, sorry I blinked.
PoodleGroomer over 11 years ago
He sucking in his ab flab shifted it into his moobs.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
He’d better concentrate on other qualities (or areas) – not going to win any prizes for that. I guess it’s a good thing that so many men and women don’t really understand WHAT they want in another person.
More sincerity all around would help.
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
People tell me the like me because I say it as I see it, not what I think they want to hear.
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
Abs-ent.
Sir Osis of Liver over 11 years ago
He’s got lots of abs… it’s just that he’s got the wrong kind.
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
No.no.no.Not the wrong abs. The four, six pack, 12 pack abs are there. All of them. Just very well hidden under all that flab.