Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 28, 2013

Good ol Snuffles. Haven’t seen him or Guard Duck in awhile.

And tomorrow, the goldfish will turn the kitty into violin strings.

I thought that was Lio’s Cat.

Snuffles: now super absorbent.

Snuffles: The Shamwow of goldfish bowls!

Hmm. I though Li’l Guard Duck and Mr. Snuffles hung out together most of the time. Guess Mr. Snuffles was freelancing on this mission and got himself into a bit of a…glass bowl. What has become of Gomer the Crazed Homicidal Goldfish? Has he, like Jason Voorhees or Michael Myers, survived to strike again?

Mr. Snuffles has a distorted way of looking at things now.

YAHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! GUARD DUCK IS BACK!!!!!!!! 8D

Snuffles is in camouflage, but glass bowls don’t conceal your location very well.

Doh! At first I thought the cat had eaten the whole bowl and that was making him into that shape, not that he was in the bowl. Me dumb.

What I said….!

How’d he get past the bob-wire??Did Gomer meet with a cat asstrofee??Stay tooned , , the answers will bowl you over . . . ☻

Lil Guard Duck for President!

~Where you been? Rat drinks and smokes! lol.

Aww! Who cares if he is smoking? We all suck car exhaust all the time! A little bit worse I would say! Get a grip & stop listening to propaganda!

Mew.

and the coffee just came out of my nose!!!!

Not Mr. Snuffles again!Sighhhh.I like him really. He’s so cute, fluffy and pure evil.xxx

Convenient time for a haircut?

That’s not an attack, that’s Mr. Snuffles doing Guard Duck’s job. Protecting the inhabitants of the house from all threats. Gomer the Goldfish has proven a serious threat after whacking Pig with a baseball bat the other day.