Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for September 22, 2013

Terry’s got quite the sense of humor there . . .

“This coffee tastes like mud!”“What do you expect? It was ground this morning!”

Then why is the classic line in a restaurant “check, please”?

In all my travels, I’ve yet to see a diner waitress wearing a headband or ’net. Cooks, yes, but waitresses, no.

So instead of a walk in the woods, we get lame lines from an old joke book.