Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 14, 2013

Those are decoys. The real ones are already inthe throne room.

the glass is half full

That’s actually funny using a Japanese word, “ninja” and ending the strip with a french word “touche” when ninja is a martial art, and touche is for fencing.

My boss showed me a glass and asked the same question, the fluid in the glass was beer. I grabbed the glass, looked at it and said “who’s been drinking my beer, then?” as I emptied it. (I was transfered to customer service about then, I’ve always wondered.)

Countless people have asked me if my glass is half-empty or half-full. My response is always “I dunno. I’m I drinking or pouring?”

…the only good ninjas are dead ninga’s

Is the glass half-full or half-empty? Depends on the size of the glass…..

The glass is twice as large as it needs to be if you’re an engineer. 8^)

Gee you seem to have 8 fl oz in a 500ml container.

all I can say is….tcuche. :P

I agree. Not very good ninjas

I’m a born trekkie, yes trekkie not treker, and I loved both new Star Trek films

Guess I’m not the only one who thinks a good nijina is one you don’t know is there.

“What do you have against ninjas?”-Probably nothing, he was just using a variation of an old expression I hope nobody else has ever heard.

The glass is always full of something unless it’s in a vacuum. 1/2 liquid, 1/2 air…