Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 07, 2013

Reminds me of the joke about the guy who finds a lamp with a genie, but is told there’s a catch – whatever he wishes for, his mother-in-law gets twice as much.Wish #1: A billion dollarsGranted, but your mother-in-law has 2 billionWish #2: A private tropical island resort, fully stocked and staffed to last me for the rest of my life.Granted, but your mother-in-law has the islands on either side of you.Wish #3: I want you to beat me half to death…

I have no debts, but I’d like fill the retirement pot.

Early 20c – “If wishes were horses, beggars would ride”.

Three Canadians found a lamp, and the Genie agreed to grant each of them one wish. The first man wished to health and prosperity for his family. The second asked if it was possible to build a wall around the province of Quebec, so no foreign influence could sully the pure French culture. The third fellow though for a moment. “This wall – will it be watertight?” The Genie replied that it would. “Good. Fill it with water.”

How’s come…………….the Genie has no clothes, but still has a turban and earrings?

Faces in the clouds. :))

Maybe if she rubs him again…..

He got the djinn who doesn’t grant wishes, but insults?

You haven’t changed, have you DOC? ;-)