Strange Brew by John Deering for September 20, 2013

I would face limbo before a HOA in a gated community.

There’s a town near us where the telephone exchange is 666. Local churches hate it.

People are dying to get in.

Who knew Hell was an upscale community?

George Zimmerman is the neighborhood watch chairman.

bill gets royalties here too? cool software where every password works

All the best people are there. (I always figured Sun City and Hell were pretty much the same place, anyway.)

That’s ‘Fun City’

Looks like the driveway needs some more good intentions

" All around, people looking half deadWalking on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head"

I’ve heard Heaven is too, just more upscale…. ; ))

“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun……………only the good die young”

Billy Joel