Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 18, 2013

How often do you bathe?If you like it, share it.

Every other day, unless otherwise needed. Actually I would rather visualize Stan in his trunks than the other option.

Probaby learned self defense if he was ever in a communal shower and dropped the soap.

In the winter, every other day is enough. In the summer, every day.

Every evening. I refuse to go to bed with the day’s dirt all over me.

What is he doing with that plant???

6 days a week – I skip on Saturday unless I’m going to some special function (so it doesn’t become a funky-tion)

Once a year, needed or not. Not really, every morning begins with a shower.

BTW: That is where the old expression “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water” came from. In the 19th century, the whole family would bathe, one at a time, in the same tub of water. The youngest was the last to bath and the water would be quite dark. The baby could get lost.

27 times a day, is that a problem?

That’s not weird at all Stan..Once a day unless it’s a workout day then twice.