Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 11, 2013
October 10, 2013
October 12, 2013
Transcript:
Missed connection: You: pretty blonde walking on 6th Avenue alone at night. Me: trying to entice you into my van. I feel like you might be the one that got away.
Reminds me of an obscene phone call my mother got back before caller ID. The idiot on the other end of the line started breathing heavy and spewing his obscene filth. My mother asked where he has been all her life, finally someone appreciates me, etc…. The guy hung up on her and never called again.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 11 years ago
A deleted scene from Silence of the Lambs…
bigal666 over 11 years ago
Not even remotley funny.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sorry to hear that.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago
I’d recommend calling 911, have you double-barrel handy and a doberman for your guard squirrel . . . ☻
Mike H over 11 years ago
Keep the creepers away.
Jeff0811 over 11 years ago
Reminds me of an obscene phone call my mother got back before caller ID. The idiot on the other end of the line started breathing heavy and spewing his obscene filth. My mother asked where he has been all her life, finally someone appreciates me, etc…. The guy hung up on her and never called again.