Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 09, 2013

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I understand “fungibility” about as well as I understand bitcoin algorithms.

If I remember correctly from typing class, a word is defined as five letters. That way, one can rate people without reference to the length of words.

Like ‘frangible’ mo betta

oh, This and That

badangus, good catch….I saw this and that on the other two boxes…..but, didn’t make the connection….

If Mrs. Olsen were to smack that condescending, insufferable brat, no jury in comic reader land would find her at fault.

I found that assigning a writing assignment based on a word count produced sentences like these: I like this poem. It is fun. Mary likes this poem too. She thinks it is fun. I think it is fun, too….(etc. until word count reached)

If you can’t dazzle ’em with brilliance, baffle ’em with bullsh*t!

Does anyone think that the 16 word poem is from Edgar Allen Poe? “It is a day of days, a day of all days either to live or die”

I hate that word. It does not mean what it sounds like it means (a mushroom) and it does not mean what I think it means.

I found, 16 words:

The fungible women who lie in my bed

Have shared sacred ground where others will tread.