Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 19, 2013
October 18, 2013
October 20, 2013
Transcript:
Luann: "Sorry you had to arrive to so much chaos, Quill. But I'm sure happy you were at the dance with me"
Luann: "I still can't believe you're actually HERE"
Luann: "More or less..."
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Okay, here’s the PART where some folks expect me to Write Something Outrageous. However, Since I am RELUCTANTLY Honoring a Request and Switching to DECAF Its particularly HARD to Write in CAPS today. But Here GOES:
(A-HEM)
Hey Lu? While Mr “Excitement” is Snoozin’, GRAB His Wallet!
(No, THAT Doesn’t Work)
Hey Luann! Wanna Have some Fun? Well TIGHTEN “Sleeping Beauty’s” Tie until He TURNS a Nice Shade of PURPLE!
(Nah)
Luann, time to TEST Mr. Oz’s “Homing Instincts”. While He’s STILL Sleepin’ DUMP Him on the Sidewalk in a BAD Part of Town and SEE if He FINDS His Way Home.
(NO)
This AIN’T Working and I’m Switching BACK to Regular COFFEE.
Oh Stewardess? I’m Sorry, “Flight Attendant Person”, could You Bring Me a STRONG Cup ’O COFFEE? And Tell that Blonde Girl behind the Wheel of that red car to SHUT UP?Thank Yew….,
Lu? CAREFULLY Pull off to the Side of Road. Thats it.
Now is Pretty Boy STILL Sleepin’? Good, Good, GOOD.
Next, put Your High Beams on. GREAT.
Okay here’s the tricky part, Luann: Place Your Left Arm over Your Eyes. Now Lay On the HORN with Your Right Hand and at the SAME Time SCREAM at the TOP of Your LUNGS: “OH MY GAW!!!!! WE’RE GONNA CRASH!!!!!!!”
ROFL!!! Mr. Perfect JUMPED Right through the Sun Roof!And Luann’s car Doesn’t even HAVE a Sun Roof.
Luann is so inconsiderate. If she really cared about Quill, she would have given him a day or two to sleep and get over his jet lag before dragging him to a party. Even after he’s fallen asleep several times, she never takes the hint. But Quill could have told her, since she’s so dense, that he needs to get some sleep before he parties. This relationship is one-sided, not a good thing in a healthy relationship.
Even if Quill wanted to go to the dance, I doubt that he wanted to help decorate the gym first, if he had in fact been awake for 24 hours and was falling asleep on his feet. I strongly suspect that was Luann’s doing, so she could walk in dramatically holding his hand while all her friends watched. Luann should have let him take a nap for a couple of hours while her classmates were putting up the decorations.
There goes one whole day with Luann, Quill! Actually two, as it takes a looonnnggg time to combat jet lag from such a long distance… At least they were able to dance with each other…sort of… ;)
“And she has been that age for 14 years now. Why can’t I age like that?” Levi, if you ever figure out how to do that, you’ll be the richest man in the entire universe (well, in this one, at least!) Please clue us in! ;)
adamcrow64 about 11 years ago
ZZZZ
JayBluE about 11 years ago
“Uh… something…something… sleep… something”..or “Whatever From Before..”
JayBluE about 11 years ago
“A Nightcap Of Coffee, Then A Kiss”“Z’s Per Gallon”or“Sleep Study (Part III)”
Angelalex242 about 11 years ago
…I hope they left early, so it looks like Luann has something resembling compassion…
The Old Wolf about 11 years ago
I hope she really understands what Quill is going through. And on another note, those Mick Jagger lips are getting bigger and bigger…
honeysum about 11 years ago
I can relate to Quill. He tried hard to do the right thing. But he is wiped out. And Luann is treating him like her mom does her father. So cute!
alcors3 about 11 years ago
Who is peddling that Smartcar?
DaJellyBelly about 11 years ago
Hopefully Quill will get his rest this weekend so that his biological clock can get into sync with Pacific time.
JayBluE about 11 years ago
Frere Quill-uh… frère Quill-uh… dormez vous?….
JayBluE about 11 years ago
Luann, Keep your eyes on the road!
…
or…. ^Next thing you know, it will be that “car over the side” skit from SNL…..
JayBluE about 11 years ago
“Sponsored” by…I Can’t Believe It’s Not Coffee’ Genuine Coffee Substitute made from 100% pure coffee bean product… – Nap Orleans Batteries… “Don’t sell yourself short … N.O. Batteries”… “And also look for N.O. hand warmers… "And for a limited time, get absolutely nothing at no additional charge !….” – And…throw in whatever “sponsors” from the past two days…
JayBluE about 11 years ago
Ha ha! Exactly!
JayBluE about 11 years ago
I must’ve slept on that one! Very alert of you!
JayBluE about 11 years ago
ein Favorit von mir! - Ach… Das ist dort oben…(my spellcheck is tired from jet lag…)
ShagsCA about 11 years ago
Toonces, the driving cat! He drives around, all over the town, Toonces the driving cat!! Aaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhh…
gkid about 11 years ago
Go for it, Quill. Sleep on. You need12 hours. Then some good food.
seismic-2 Premium Member about 11 years ago
We never did get to see Tiffany and Ox at the dance. Maybe they are celebrating Spirit Week in their own special way…
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
It’s the thought that counts. Luann. It will be interesting to see Luann getting Quill squared away for the night….
donwalter about 11 years ago
last panel…Luann is starting to look like mom…
Mordock999 Premium Member about 11 years ago
Okay, here’s the PART where some folks expect me to Write Something Outrageous. However, Since I am RELUCTANTLY Honoring a Request and Switching to DECAF Its particularly HARD to Write in CAPS today. But Here GOES:
(A-HEM)
Hey Lu? While Mr “Excitement” is Snoozin’, GRAB His Wallet!
(No, THAT Doesn’t Work)
Hey Luann! Wanna Have some Fun? Well TIGHTEN “Sleeping Beauty’s” Tie until He TURNS a Nice Shade of PURPLE!
(Nah)
Luann, time to TEST Mr. Oz’s “Homing Instincts”. While He’s STILL Sleepin’ DUMP Him on the Sidewalk in a BAD Part of Town and SEE if He FINDS His Way Home.
(NO)
This AIN’T Working and I’m Switching BACK to Regular COFFEE.
Oh Stewardess? I’m Sorry, “Flight Attendant Person”, could You Bring Me a STRONG Cup ’O COFFEE? And Tell that Blonde Girl behind the Wheel of that red car to SHUT UP?Thank Yew….,
milania about 11 years ago
News flash: Cartoon drawings don’t have sex… And what an absolutely gross and disgusting idea anyway!!?? Ewwww!What are these characters, like 17??
Mordock999 Premium Member about 11 years ago
Okay REGULAR COFFEE is Finally Kicking In!
Hee, Hee, I’ve Got a GOOD One!
Lu? CAREFULLY Pull off to the Side of Road. Thats it.
Now is Pretty Boy STILL Sleepin’? Good, Good, GOOD.
Next, put Your High Beams on. GREAT.
Okay here’s the tricky part, Luann: Place Your Left Arm over Your Eyes. Now Lay On the HORN with Your Right Hand and at the SAME Time SCREAM at the TOP of Your LUNGS: “OH MY GAW!!!!! WE’RE GONNA CRASH!!!!!!!”
ROFL!!! Mr. Perfect JUMPED Right through the Sun Roof!And Luann’s car Doesn’t even HAVE a Sun Roof.
“Decaf”. BAH!!!
imbaldeagle about 11 years ago
Luann’s hideous facial expression in Panel 2That’s the same way Rosa looks when she laughs.
smsrt about 11 years ago
Life is filled with a lot of “those” moments. And as you reminisce, they are some of the best. Relax Luan, he’s all yours.
vwdualnomand about 11 years ago
jet lag…
Sky1946 about 11 years ago
Luann is so inconsiderate. If she really cared about Quill, she would have given him a day or two to sleep and get over his jet lag before dragging him to a party. Even after he’s fallen asleep several times, she never takes the hint. But Quill could have told her, since she’s so dense, that he needs to get some sleep before he parties. This relationship is one-sided, not a good thing in a healthy relationship.
dman9000 about 11 years ago
Is it jus me or is Luan looking more an more like Tiffany?
seismic-2 Premium Member about 11 years ago
Even if Quill wanted to go to the dance, I doubt that he wanted to help decorate the gym first, if he had in fact been awake for 24 hours and was falling asleep on his feet. I strongly suspect that was Luann’s doing, so she could walk in dramatically holding his hand while all her friends watched. Luann should have let him take a nap for a couple of hours while her classmates were putting up the decorations.
Mikeyj about 11 years ago
Normally, it’s MPQ who puts everyone ELSE to sleep
Mikeyj about 11 years ago
Define “everyone,” please?^^All the readers
sarafaye about 11 years ago
The strip itself is OK for children. The comments section, often not.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 11 years ago
Okay, this “Quinn being tired” bit is getting old. Time to let him rest and get some new jokes.
swami mommy about 11 years ago
Or as exciting as she thinks she is.
JayBluE about 11 years ago
“She Drives Like Crazy”, Weird Al Yankovic – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dGPeRMnjlQ
curmudgeon68 about 11 years ago
I graduated at 17, and had been in the Air Force for two months when I turned 18.
ORMouseworks about 11 years ago
There goes one whole day with Luann, Quill! Actually two, as it takes a looonnnggg time to combat jet lag from such a long distance… At least they were able to dance with each other…sort of… ;)
ORMouseworks about 11 years ago
“And she has been that age for 14 years now. Why can’t I age like that?” Levi, if you ever figure out how to do that, you’ll be the richest man in the entire universe (well, in this one, at least!) Please clue us in! ;)
ORMouseworks about 11 years ago
Enjoy the rest of your Saturday, y’all! ;)
TheDOCTOR about 11 years ago
Luann is getting more sexy, still a cutie and will do the right thing and “Put Quill to bed”.
Satellite Steve about 11 years ago
I can relate. Not so much at the age but the distance. Who can fly a 24 hour deal and be normal? I can’t. Been there, done that.