Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 14, 2013

drumroll please.

Bah Dum Tish…

Have you heard this one?We laid of 20% of our hourly workers and cut the benefits for the other 80% by 30% and our stock prices rose 50%. Bada Bing, Bada Boom.

ka ching

How about a laugh track?

Just another of Bob’s cymbal-minded projects.

What’s in the pot? Bored rum.

I think the board attempts at levity can use all the help they can get – go Bob!!

rimshot sound effecthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpaOy8b8X6A

Bob was just making a cymbolic gesture about drumming up new business.

kill joy…..

All your comments are drumming up a lot of levity this morning! Thanks to all for the laughs.

Is a rim shot considered sexual harassment?

Ta badda boom! Rimshot!

What’s a drummer?…….A guy that likes to hang out with musicians….And what do you call the beautiful woman on the drummers on? A tattoo

The cavalry is camped for the night, when Indians start drumming. One guy says, “don’t like the sound of those drums..” The another guy says, “Yeah it’s not their regular drummer…..”

The boardroom is not the place for levity….it should be but the outcome of the procedure is so obvious, it’s best to get it over with ASAP.

Old joke: expedition in the jungle hears drums and the guide says " don’t worry about the drums, Worry when they stop. The drums go on for a while, then they stop. One of the hunters gets nervous,“They stopped! What’s that mean?” The guide frowns and says,“Not good. Means Bass solo next.”

Ba-dum-pum

Drum roll please……rattle rattle WHOOSH! ….never mind there goes the drum now!

Tiger, good one….