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Ralph: Look, honeybunch! I carved a pumpkin to look like your mother!
June: It's too early to carve a pumpkin! By Halloween, it'll be all old and ugly and rotten!
Ralph: Yeah, it'll look perfect!
When we told my mother we were engaged, she told me, āTerrific! I love her!ā To Kathy she said, āI hoped heād have enough sense.ā I think she approved. The two of them ā just the two ā even took a cruise together. At the time Kathy had more vacation time and disposable income; I only had more tolerance for Wyoming winters (that and an audition while they were gone). For Mom it was therapeutic ā Dad had passed away the previous year.
gkid over 11 years ago
Ah, Ralph. You live on dangerous groundā¦ :)
Say What Nowā½ Premium Member over 11 years ago
Buniās zombie pumpkins will eat it before Halloween.
Five boys over 11 years ago
I have five sons, I get so tired of mother-in-law jokes!
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago
And so Ralph became the first āPumpkinheadāhope thereās something good to watch while he spending the night on the couch . . . ā»
vldazzle over 11 years ago
Iām glad to be on so much better terms with all my 4 kids and their spouses.
gcarlson over 11 years ago
When we told my mother we were engaged, she told me, āTerrific! I love her!ā To Kathy she said, āI hoped heād have enough sense.ā I think she approved. The two of them ā just the two ā even took a cruise together. At the time Kathy had more vacation time and disposable income; I only had more tolerance for Wyoming winters (that and an audition while they were gone). For Mom it was therapeutic ā Dad had passed away the previous year.
TF2 MVM 4 months ago
says the woman who sets up for christmas in july