Ralph: Look, honeybunch! I carved a pumpkin to look like your mother!
June: It's too early to carve a pumpkin! By Halloween, it'll be all old and ugly and rotten!
Ralph: Yeah, it'll look perfect!
When we told my mother we were engaged, she told me, “Terrific! I love her!” To Kathy she said, “I hoped he’d have enough sense.” I think she approved. The two of them – just the two – even took a cruise together. At the time Kathy had more vacation time and disposable income; I only had more tolerance for Wyoming winters (that and an audition while they were gone). For Mom it was therapeutic – Dad had passed away the previous year.
gkid about 11 years ago
Ah, Ralph. You live on dangerous ground… :)
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 11 years ago
Buni’s zombie pumpkins will eat it before Halloween.
Five boys about 11 years ago
I have five sons, I get so tired of mother-in-law jokes!
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 11 years ago
And so Ralph became the first “Pumpkinhead”hope there’s something good to watch while he spending the night on the couch . . . ☻
vldazzle about 11 years ago
I’m glad to be on so much better terms with all my 4 kids and their spouses.
gcarlson about 11 years ago
When we told my mother we were engaged, she told me, “Terrific! I love her!” To Kathy she said, “I hoped he’d have enough sense.” I think she approved. The two of them – just the two – even took a cruise together. At the time Kathy had more vacation time and disposable income; I only had more tolerance for Wyoming winters (that and an audition while they were gone). For Mom it was therapeutic – Dad had passed away the previous year.
the__illusioner 13 days ago
says the woman who sets up for christmas in july