Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 13, 2013

Songs by Rage Against the Coffee Machine:

Renegades of FolgersThe Ghost of Tom Joe

Okay, so I don’t know a whole lot of Rage Against the Machine songs, or good coffee jokes.

Wait, that machine only makes coffee? Just coffee? Does anybody drink just plain coffee anymore? No Latte? No whipped cream? No chocolate? No mint? That is so 20th century….Just plain coffee huh? Wow, never even thought about THAT! Cool, in a retro sort of way….

I just may try it…….Probably cheaper than $5.00 a cup, too….

Good to the last drop.

“Floorbucks”, I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself! Of course, the 5 cups of plain old strong black coffee that I drank may have contributed to that.

Around here that’s justifiable felinicide!!!!!

I think just a cup of stronger raw black coffee will do you and you won’t care.

My coffee maker wants me to rescind my Airbnb offer to Darb, Satch and Buck. I don’t know why, if Buck kicks my coffee maker he’ll need Satch to carry him around until he gets the cast off his foot. My coffee maker has years of bean armor on it. I may have to power wash it with pure bleach just to see what brand it is.

Bucky Bucks

so what! happened to the bat wings…Duh!

A “Mutts” Strip?

3 panes built on a lame pun & 1/2? Does anyone besides me feel gypped? As a mid-week strip fine, but this just doesn’t measure up to Conley’s normal Sunday best… Buck better run like a scalded cat when Rob sees what’s become of his morning fix!

Some of those that work forces…. are the same that make coffee… Now you brew what they told ya…. Brewing in the name brewing in the name of!

Ours is a good old-fashioned brew one type at a time. It probably was a Wal-Mart special. Oh, dear. Does that make me a Wal-Martian?

I get the feeling Darby doesn’t like coffee. Did anyone else notice the brand name of the coffee maker?

Satchel: “It’s not nice to make fun of Rob’s coffee. You may be old and weak someday too.” Baa-daa-bum!Bucky: “Rob’s coffee is so bad, it’s grounds for divorce!” Eewwweee!

GREAT! Now we are getting reruns on Sundays too?

And yet, it still works for the joke.

KRAPS?