Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 02, 2013

My girl does the same thing, she made me throw out anything less than 400 count!

I’ve got better things to do in bed than count strands of cotton…….

You should have got Egyptian cotton sheets from the Mummy.

Oh, Steve! We expected better from you! Now Frankie’s running amuck and the neighbors are going to be upset with you….Gary looks so small in panel 2; by panel 3 he seems a head taller, compared to Steve….

show tunes!

Or is it “show toons” …??

Apparently, material is more important than thread count: http://nymag.com/shopping/features/54060/