Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 28, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: The recess lady yelled at me for supposedly stealing that kid's ball. Marigold: ...are you certain you did not? Phoebe: I was. But she thinks I did, and the recess lady thinks I did, so... Am I a jerk, and I just don't realize it? Marigold: You do keep pulling on my tail to get my attention. Phoebe: You make hilarious noises! I'm only human.
Madame Blue over 11 years ago
Don’t doubt yourself Phoebe! Tell your side of the story, because that other kid’s truth is not the whole truth!
Stephen Gilberg over 11 years ago
I must be pretty bad for not noticing right away why Marigold whinnied.
bopard over 11 years ago
ah that circumstantial evidence, far superior to pull my finger/the other one.
Hag5000 over 11 years ago
It’s better than slapping her. (Pulling on her tail would have probably worked just as well when Marigold was entranced.)
kaykeyser over 11 years ago
Yes Pheebs Marigold is not a door. Some one hang a sign on her but “Bell out of order, please knock.”
kaykeyser over 11 years ago
Also Phoebe, you do have some humanity. to realize you did wrong and to feel bad for it is a far better quality then to justify your superiority and claim you were in there right for reasons of having qualities (in this case a unicorn) the rest of us do not.
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 11 years ago
Reminds me of the episode where Beckett tells Castle she’s gotten used to him “pulling [her] pigtails”.
Desertsinger1972 over 11 years ago
There are always three points of view of a story. Person 1 has a one view, person 2 has a different view, and someplace between the two is the truth of the story.
Desertsinger1972 over 11 years ago
There are always three points of view of a story. Person 1 has a one view, person 2 has a different view, and someplace between the two is the truth of the story.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
That little girl will pay for that!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 11 years ago
I bet if mom wore a dress, Phoebe would tug on her skirt.
jrideout over 11 years ago
So adorable!