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Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 26, 2013
October 25, 2013
October 27, 2013
Transcript:
Panel 1: "I've started a business selling horoscopes! I write 'em myself!" 'For a DOLLAR?" Panel 2: "Why would anybody PAY you for a horoscope?" "Because unlike NEWSPAPER horoscopes, MINE are PERSONALIZED! Here!" Panel 3: "'Today for lunch, you will have a tuna sandwich, blueberry yogurt. celery and a peanut butter cookie.'" Panel 4: "That's what I've had for lunch every day since second grade." "Exactly! Does a NEWSPAPER have that kind of knowledge? One dollar please."
favm over 11 years ago
If you mix your signs, you will miss your exit.
SuperDavid over 11 years ago
I wonder if nate knows what a Scorpio is
laurabenjosh over 11 years ago
My horoscope says " next week you will see nates dad get health food for halloween"
Flashbutter over 11 years ago
Wise words from Teddy.
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
The bull is flying.
sbchamp over 11 years ago
Donāt FARK with the Bullā¦
bignate creator over 11 years ago
Thanks for sticking with the reruns this week, everyone. New strips starting tomorrow!
orbenjawell Premium Member over 11 years ago
ā¦..and donāt put too much stock in he-who-throws-it-constantly, either! Snickers! Milk Duds!! Laffy Taffy!!! Ooooo, line āem up, Marty!! My bag will be wide open!! Like thatās gonna happennnnnnnnnnn, yeah, right!! Heād hand out TV dinners, if they come in a āmidgieā size at the store!!
ncalifgirl58 over 11 years ago
I also hope you enjoyed your vacation. Looking forward to the new and funny strips.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sorry Nate.
ICartoonForTheWolrd over 11 years ago
hahaha!
18615 over 11 years ago
I wonder what Nateās horoscope isā¦
bignatesgirl over 11 years ago
Itās like saying Aquarius is the fish.
bignate creator over 11 years ago
It wasnāt a vacation, exactly. But it was very helpful to be able to take a week off from the strip. Of course, this happened three months ago, because what you see in the newspaper or on gocomics in October was actually done back in July. Anyway, thanks for asking!
laurabenjosh over 11 years ago
trail mix, soy nuts rice cakesā¦ In the house of Marty Write where no kid goes treating What horrors will he give out this year . Only time will tell
starwarstan third T.C.C founder almost 4 years ago
Chad is a ARIES?!
Inzu āļø about 3 years ago
im bored out of mind rn and i decied to read random bn comics
MabelPines1234 almost 2 years ago
nolan.ausanka 6 months ago
same Chad, same