Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 01, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: I really didn't mean to take your ball. Girl: I just assumed you were being mean. Big kids are mean sometimes. If you're not, maybe you could be my bodyguard! Phoebe: Why would you want me as a bodyguard? Girl: Another kid told me all fourth graders are ninjas. Phoebe: That's... an exaggeration.
Mister-Edd about 11 years ago
Many of the Ninja tales are exaggerations/ploys to make them seem more formidable.
luducks about 11 years ago
Oh no! Now Phoebe stole her belief that all fourth graders are ninjas!
kaykeyser about 11 years ago
Did Dakota tell you that? There not All ninjas. Only the ones who aren’t internet pirates, clowns, or highly confused on what label to identify with. but you should totally be her big sister and defend her with the powers of unicorn! 1st get her name.
Neo Stryder about 11 years ago
Phobe: Not all kids, just Randy Cunningham… besides, my services are expensive.
Simon_Jester about 11 years ago
Samurai maybe, but not Ninjas
Hag5000 about 11 years ago
It would be a nice bonus for that kid…Phoebe as a bodyguard and bonus unicorn backup.
DDrazen about 11 years ago
Or pirates. Or zombies. Or whatever the media flavor of the month is.
T_Lexi about 11 years ago
: D I’d really love to see Marigold in a Ninja costume…
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 11 years ago
Cool!Mentor time.
Me3000 about 11 years ago
see conversating solves all problems
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
I can’t wait to know your name little girl.
Supermilkycomics about 11 years ago
It’s funny.
Masterius about 11 years ago
I really like how Phoebe isn’t accusing the girl of spreading fibs and stories about her but, instead, is apologizing to her and being friendly.
Weapon Brown about 11 years ago
“I just assumed you were being mean to me.”
That’s a rather intelligent thing for such a little girl to say.
Bizkit about 11 years ago
No, you’re thinking of 5th graders. 4th graders are pirates. XD
TheDOCTOR about 11 years ago
Phoebe is a cutie and will be a boy magnet one day. But This little one is a sweetie. I would love to know her name as well.
Hag5000 about 11 years ago
Imagine if the younger girl met and made friends with Florence.
Shadbot about 11 years ago
It’s almost 3:30pm here and still no new strip?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 11 years ago
(…sad…)I’m missing my Marigold and Phoebe…
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
Hmmm… I wonder if Marigold would make a good bodyguard??? As for the ninja thing… well… she already has the outfit for it. :)