Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 10, 2013

Not only to burn in Hell, but that stick must have hurt.

They’re not melted because they’re bad. They’re melted because they’re good. Very good.

Repent! You hard-hearted……soft marshmallows…..

I smell a burning issue…

Add some wafers and chocolate sauce and we can have communion.

Sheol is where all the dead end up, good folks and bad folks. No fire or torture by a “loving” God involved.

I think most congregations prefer a soft sell.

But have you seen the alternative – where you get old, wrinkly and hard?

Again, Mark hits the spot.

This still beats the microwave for them

marshmallows in the hands of an angry god

Too bad kids will no longer ever know that in regular street fires (I remember then the fall leaves were burned at the curb – very fondly). It was another way for neighbors to be friendly.

I love the “fire N brimstone” preacher tho’- good job, Mark!

I like them when they are roasted to al Dante.

Gawd subs toasting to a demented angel he spawned.

I couldn’t agree with you more. But as usual hollie you are confusing the trappings of religion with God.

This is not what TV Tropes means by “Marshmallow Hell.”…I wonder what their heaven is like.