Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 19, 2013

Guess Janet will just have to rub your back for you.

Vicodin, thank you.

Damn it all, where’s my Tramadol

The surest way to get a wife turned-on, is to do work around the house, or help her with something. It’s amazing how long it takes husbands to figure that out, and some never do.

i SHARE your pain(s), Arlo!

A lot of self revelations on here I really didn’t need to know.

doublepaw: You gotta realize that lots of the comments are substitutes for going to confession or seeing a shrink.

I still love the strip from years ago when Janis is wearing a sweater and she takes off her bra and sets it on Arlo’s knee and he all excited.

Wait, so Arlo is implying he’s using Viagra?

Pre-game Advil. Let the games begin.

Use of a prophylactic.

Well said Dani!!

“Not tonight, I’ve got a headache!”

Janice still wants some luvinnnnn. Hey Arlo wrong pill buddy!!!!!!!

The former wife used to have a “headache” on nights I wanted to get “frisky”….one night, after my shower, I came to bed with an aspirin and glass of water….she said she didn’t have a headache…I replied “Gotcha”….that was all I got!!!

Not that I’m suggesting anything, but I’m sure that if she caught you with another woman she’d blame it on you.

Men are also adorable while cleaning the kitchen. Too bad they are 70 before they figure that out…

Hey jcm1965, I’m hardly PW (you jerk) — my comment was for fun, and was based on what I know, not what I actually do :^)