Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 15, 2013

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    g55rumpy  about 11 years ago

    or a page from roy bean

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    Aussie Down Under  about 11 years ago

    Now that was a quick trial.

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    punmeister  about 11 years ago

    That rat likes to write his writs.

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    watmiwori  about 11 years ago

    No sweat. He’s the King. He ISSUES the licences [upon payment of a suitable fee, of course].

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    loubarra  about 11 years ago

    Hanging jokes hit me as very harsh.

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    jack fairbanks  about 11 years ago

    that’s bad noose

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    favm  about 11 years ago

    What’s the relation between “fair trial” and the Kingdom of Id?

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  about 11 years ago

    Another judge in the 1800’s took further liberty in the sentence (or maybe it’s just an old story):“I hereby direct the sherrif of this county to remove you from this courtroom forthwith, and to transport you to the gallows, where before sundown this day you are to be hanged by the neck until dead; your body left to be picked at by the crows, until the Sherrif directs it to be cut down, drug to a shallow grave in unhallowed ground, and burried face down in the dirt.”

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    Me3000  about 11 years ago

    I was expecting a Haiku

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    Dr_Fogg  about 11 years ago

    suitable treatment for wikileaks

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 11 years ago

    death sentence by Judge Roy Bean

    Jose Manuel Miguel Gonzales, in a few short weeks it will be spring. The snows of winter will flow away, the ice will vanish, the air will become soft and balmy. The annual miracle of the years will awaken and come to pass.But you will not be there.The rivulet will run its soaring course to the sea. The timid desert flowers will put forth their tender shoots. The glorious valleys in this imperial domain will blossom as the rose.Still you will not be there.From every treetop, some wildwood songster will carol his mating song. Butterflies will sport in the sunshine. The gentle breeze will tease the tassels of the wild grasses and all nature will be glad.But you will not be there to enjoy it.Because I command the sheriff of the county to lead you away to some remote spot, swing you by the neck from a knotting bough of some sturdy oak and let you hang until dead.And then Jose Manuel Miguel Gonzales, I further command that such officer retire quickly from you

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    gorbasche2  about 11 years ago

    The entire Congress is guilty of Treason! Hang ’em ALL!

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