Monty by Jim Meddick for October 29, 2013
Transcript:
Really, sir? I find this wardrobe highly inappropriate. Tut tut, Jarvis... If you're to accompany me this Halloween eve, your costume must conform with my 99% theme!... Well, sir? Aahh! Well done, man! For a minute there, I almost called security! Please, sir... At least allow me to remove this Chalupa stain... No! No! Jarvis! You'll ruin the nuance!
Army_Nurse about 11 years ago
I now work in a state prison for male felons, and the pants are in fact pretty droopy b/c the side pull tabs at the waist are usually broken, and they no longer issue cloth belts.
billyruffian about 11 years ago
Sorry, everybody – had to google 99% to understand this week’s strip. Had to google sagging pants, too, but I must admit I still don’t understand that one…
puggles about 11 years ago
The real joke is that Jarvis is in the 99%. He is ordered around by a snotty rich kid and does not have the money his employers do. His life is only a pretense to being moneyed.
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
No toilet tissue, is the issue, why pants are low, it’s a drying process.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
My guess is that dukedoug has the right take on this one. Looking like 99%ers, Jarvis and Sedgwick will probably be treated like 99%ers…. —Much to Sedgie’s consternation, of course.
katzenbooks45 about 11 years ago
Do you have a safety vest or some other type of reflective gear? Would hate to lose you!
GKBOWOOD Premium Member about 11 years ago
HAHAHA!!! Jarvis how low can you go with those baggies!!?Wait, maybe that’s his shirt underneath that’s showing…hmmm, can’t decide.
wondra about 11 years ago
I don’t think it is the sagging pants. Offensive and you know why.
Coyoty Premium Member about 11 years ago
Oh no… Derrick and “Onion”!
chriscc63 about 11 years ago
Oh man is todays strip too funny, too real! roflmao
vldazzle about 11 years ago
Seeing Jarvis (with his gentlman’s sensibilities about neatness) required to wear stain clothes is really funny!
I just washed my 2 pairs of low-rise jeans this morning (similar colors for same load). I was wearing one yesterday while vacuuming and could not keep them up. I figure a wash may shrink them a little (one is the blue to wear with my cowboy outfit this weekend but that gold sequin belt is only decorative). I also ordered a strong belt from Zappos last night online. They do barely catch that hipbone).
rgcviper about 11 years ago
I just can’t get enough of these two. They are great.