Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 06, 2013
November 05, 2013
November 07, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Thanks for coming over for coffee, Pigita. We don't do enough couples stuff like this.
Pigita: I know. It's kind of romantic. Do you think you could give me some cream for my coffee?
Pig: Have I killed the mood?
I don’t know whether you’ve killed the mood, Pig, but you’ve certainly managed to gross Pigita out, in any event (and why are you still dating her, anyway? You know she always treats you like something that she stepped in!).
I am sooooo reminded of a sequence from Liberty Meadows, where Cow kidnapped Mark Derail (sp? A parody of Mark Trail). The published version had Cow giving Mark a glass of milk and commenting about how she “made it herself.” The uncensored version showed her fill the glass for him (with her back to the audience). Can’t imagine why the syndicate wouldn’t let Frank Cho go with that….Oh, hey! Look what Sunday’s Liberty meadows was: http://www.gocomics.com/libertymeadows/2013/11/03#.Uno_4I2-NcI
On my granny’s farm, a farm cat would hang around the milking area till the uncle who was hand-milking the cow would squirt milk into its mouth. Maybe if Pigita were a cat . . .
Bilan about 11 years ago
What’s the problem? Not fresh enough????
Templo S.U.D. about 11 years ago
The cow has GOT to go (along with the roof covered with greens).
legaleagle48 about 11 years ago
I don’t know whether you’ve killed the mood, Pig, but you’ve certainly managed to gross Pigita out, in any event (and why are you still dating her, anyway? You know she always treats you like something that she stepped in!).
artybee about 11 years ago
Anything and everything kills the mood for women, and that’s not even considering whether they were in the mood in the first place.
oldschool434 about 11 years ago
yup….any time a pig grabs one of those, the mood is killed….
VictoryRider about 11 years ago
Nice shootin’, Rex.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
Maybe Pigita will be so mad that she’ll storm out and never come back! I can hope, can’t I? All hail, the cow stuck in the roof! Moo!
AnonymousUser about 11 years ago
That’s it. Time to call Guard Duck.
Enoki about 11 years ago
Pig, you are a well… In your case you just can’t help it…!
MonkeyGangster about 11 years ago
I actually, think that it’s pretty cool. I want a green roof!
me about 11 years ago
I would love a fresh milk spigot!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago
“The mood” isn’t the only thing that’s in danger of being killed!
griffon8 about 11 years ago
I am sooooo reminded of a sequence from Liberty Meadows, where Cow kidnapped Mark Derail (sp? A parody of Mark Trail). The published version had Cow giving Mark a glass of milk and commenting about how she “made it herself.” The uncensored version showed her fill the glass for him (with her back to the audience). Can’t imagine why the syndicate wouldn’t let Frank Cho go with that….Oh, hey! Look what Sunday’s Liberty meadows was: http://www.gocomics.com/libertymeadows/2013/11/03#.Uno_4I2-NcI
echoraven about 11 years ago
She should be grateful it wasn’t a bull…
finale about 11 years ago
Wow! When Pigita says “jump”…………
LingeeWhiz about 11 years ago
Pig, your milking it for all it’s worth but apparently it ain’t worth a squirt!
bgby4884 about 11 years ago
Hilarious!
gamer2k4 about 11 years ago
I’m not sure what the problem is. Where does Pigita think milk comes from?
Ermine Notyours about 11 years ago
Pig really killed the "moo"d. (Why didn’t anyone else get to this one before?)
dagan about 11 years ago
don’t play with anothers teats while you date is watching
JP Steve Premium Member about 11 years ago
Does this remind anyone else of the Marx Brothers dispensing milk from a rubber glove? (A Night at the Opera?)
MrRobots about 11 years ago
Just don’t kill the Mooooo-d..
MrRobots about 11 years ago
I know my last comment was udderly bad..
Number Three about 11 years ago
No, Pig. You just done it in style.
A very bad style.
LOL xxx
mauryfrench Premium Member about 11 years ago
I just spewed turkey sandwich on my computer monitor.
Gokie5 about 11 years ago
On my granny’s farm, a farm cat would hang around the milking area till the uncle who was hand-milking the cow would squirt milk into its mouth. Maybe if Pigita were a cat . . .
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
Once again, Pig is left holding the bag.
bluegirl285 about 11 years ago
Well, fresh milk IS a lot better and thicker than store-bought milk.
chabias about 11 years ago
Typical male