Monty by Jim Meddick for November 24, 2013
November 23, 2013
November 25, 2013
Transcript:
Hand me my BB gun, Jarvis! Thanksgiving draws near! Of course sir!... As you know, it is tradition for a Lord of Nuttingham manner to provide fresh game for all celebratory banquets! Indeed! Everything in place Bonnard? There, sir... At the base of that distant elm... I believe I saw some movement... Goodbye, Jarvis! Pop! Plunk Well placed sir!... Directly onto the roasting pan! And fortunately it appears to be a 22 lb featherless variety similar to the specimen I beg last year!
chasches almost 11 years ago
Straight through the cranium. Puppet or no, it was a pretty good shot.
tattooedcyberidiot almost 11 years ago
Clint Eastwood would have shot through the strings and the turkey would have ridden off on the back of a dachshund
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
It is indeed a very good shot, especially with a BB gun, which usually doesn’t have much range. In fact, a through-and-through with a BB on a turkey’s head is suspicious. MaybeJarvis squeezed off a quick shot from a suppressor-equipped .22 without Sedgie seeing it?
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
Now just enjoy.
billyruffian almost 11 years ago
@Sisyphos – from behind the grassy knoll, perhaps?
spazmaticcelery almost 11 years ago
Jarvis is truly a subtle and magnificent manservant.
UBBM Premium Member almost 11 years ago
At least he’s a good shot.
johndifool almost 11 years ago
Certainly this kid has won the Upper Class Twit of the Year award multiple times by now, right?
vldazzle almost 11 years ago
Love it (both cartoon and comments!)
_vecihi_ almost 11 years ago
For a moment I feared for the life of Bonnard, in Sedgie’s fireline.
twatt2011 almost 11 years ago
the trajectory of the BB is all wrong. If he needs binoculars to see the bird there would be an arc on the BB. I’ve even told myself it’s just a comic strip and couldn’t resist the comment.
Hectoruno almost 11 years ago
Just because he is using binolulars it doesn’t mean he needs them. The turkey cold just be past the frame.
boldyuma almost 11 years ago
Excuse me while I go out in my backyard and shoot some nachos..
Hunter7 almost 11 years ago
Wonder if Sedgie would recognize thT bird’s cousin….the one with ghe feathers.