Monty by Jim Meddick for November 24, 2013
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Transcript:
Hand me my BB gun, Jarvis! Thanksgiving draws near! Of course sir!... As you know, it is tradition for a Lord of Nuttingham manner to provide fresh game for all celebratory banquets! Indeed! Everything in place Bonnard? There, sir... At the base of that distant elm... I believe I saw some movement... Goodbye, Jarvis! Pop! Plunk Well placed sir!... Directly onto the roasting pan! And fortunately it appears to be a 22 lb featherless variety similar to the specimen I beg last year!
Straight through the cranium. Puppet or no, it was a pretty good shot.