Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 09, 2013
November 08, 2013
November 10, 2013
Transcript:
Panel 1:"The Fascinating World of Fossils" may be the worst title for a movie of all time. The only thing fascinating about this turkey is why it got made in the first place." Panel 2:"The 'plot': some annoying Cub Scouts go on a nature hike and discover a bunch of fossils. Just then some creepy guy comes along WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE A FOSSIL EXPERT!" Panel 3:"Then the Cub Scouts go and tell some random scientist about the fossils, and they end up saving the whole are from becoming a shopping mall." Panel 4:"So it's a happy ending!" "Except for the guy with the 'Orange Julius' franchise.
sonytv about 11 years ago
hmmm ive heard this plot before….or something similar to it
sbchamp about 11 years ago
Salmon savers!Donny Crane approves
ArfArf88 about 11 years ago
The writers of the educational films then graduate to writing Hollywood films.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
Good story Nate.
bignatesgirl about 11 years ago
Hey! I saw a Simpson episode just like this. Sort of. Lisa decides to dig for fossils in an area that is going to be used to build a giant shopping mall. She finds a skeleton that looks just like an angel, so everyone in Springfield becomes all excited and believing that angels are real. It turns out that the people building the mall actually made that fake skeleton to promote their shopping mall, and the shopping mall was built and almost everyone was happy because the mall had a lot go good prices. Lisa was just mad cause the guys used the skeleton to basically turn their beliefs against them.
orbenjawell Premium Member about 11 years ago
……and Longfellow’s “Skeleton In Armour” said: Hoo boy, there goes the neighborhood!! Henry Wadsworth kept that outta the ending!!
Flashbutter about 11 years ago
Sounds like a movie i’d like to see. No, not really.
SteveCraft1511 about 11 years ago
Except for the guy at orange julius lol
goldenkoopa5001 about 11 years ago
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comicsfannate over 8 years ago
They then revived the fossils as vivosaurs and used them in fossil battles. True story.
Randy_Buttancort about 7 years ago
Oh man, Nate’s good
David Blough over 6 years ago
Aw, but I love Orange Julius!
dumpling about 3 years ago
sounds like a good movie
NATTY_da_Weirdo 6 months ago
Oh yeah, and 7 Eleven couldn’t set up their petrol stop partnering with…Krispy Kreme.