The Barn by Ralph Hagen for October 24, 2013

If I knew you where coming I would of baked a cake.

Down here you need to be ram tough.

At least he has the option of leaving and not returning. The rest of us here don’t.

yeah, git out while the gittin’s good’

Looks like his anti-violence account was in arrears

I think he’d better get his candy coated self back in his spaceship and head off back to fantasy land.

If violence and hate didn’t exist, how would he know to address it?

Great one! And the frog wasn’t around to ruin the joke with an extraneous comment!

Butt he didn’t.

And he never will by my standards.

I COULDA BEEN IN A BARBEQUE!

I freakin’ love that part a lot better.