A gentleman I worked with years ago handed me a jar of marbles on my first day on the job. I was asked to select one and carry it with me at all times (particularly at work) as he did not want to work with anyone who had lost their marbles. That was almost 14 years ago and I still carry it.
Calvin insults:Two slices short of a loaf.The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.As useful as screen doors on a submarine.Goalie for the dart team.If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.Operating in stand-by mode.He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.And, in keeping with today’s comic – Sharp as a marble.
BE THIS GUY about 11 years ago
A little slow on the uptake, Calvin.
ratlum about 11 years ago
Hobbes was not slow on the uptake.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 11 years ago
The “rimshot” gave it away…
favm about 11 years ago
I was away last night so please forgive me if I am a little late in wishing a very happy new year to all comics lovers!
watmiwori about 11 years ago
You must be losin’ it, Calvin. Took AGES for the penny to drop!
rentier about 11 years ago
Hobbes is arrogant, but I’ll say nothing more, I am quiet in aeons.
moronbis about 11 years ago
“Hobbes looking a little uneasy in panel 4 ?”
I too wonder why.
bluram about 11 years ago
Calvin is about as sharp as a square circle today.
Stew Bek Premium Member about 11 years ago
A gentleman I worked with years ago handed me a jar of marbles on my first day on the job. I was asked to select one and carry it with me at all times (particularly at work) as he did not want to work with anyone who had lost their marbles. That was almost 14 years ago and I still carry it.
Aaberon about 11 years ago
If I had a dollar for every time I wished I had a snappy, witty comeback…
mkd_1218 about 11 years ago
Wait for it…………
Reality,really? about 11 years ago
Wait for what?
jrankin1959 about 11 years ago
This is Gag Launch Control; we are coming up on the two hour mark…. 3, 2, 1, mark — T-minus two hours and counting before the lights come on…
Poollady about 11 years ago
It took you long enough, Calvin
Phapada about 11 years ago
Happy New Year 2014 to everyone
rshive about 11 years ago
What was said slowly dawns on Calvin. True for all of us from time to time.
Snoopy_Fan about 11 years ago
I love these strips where Calvin is clueless he’s just been insulted by his own words!
ChessPirate about 11 years ago
Calvin insults:Two slices short of a loaf.The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.As useful as screen doors on a submarine.Goalie for the dart team.If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.Operating in stand-by mode.He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.And, in keeping with today’s comic – Sharp as a marble.
Aaron Saltzer about 11 years ago
Haha
David Bethke Premium Member about 11 years ago
More to come, if I remember the originas correctly.
Radical-Knight about 11 years ago
>Snerk!< Reminds me of someone in my family… :D
Number Three about 11 years ago
So he finally admits it!
xxx
RedSamRackham about 11 years ago
This reminds me of the “Who says I’m dumb?” gag on F-Troop. ☺
westny77 about 11 years ago
That took you long to respond
VegaAlopex about 11 years ago
It’s called “esprit d’escalier” should Calvin have a retort.
bmonk about 11 years ago
In Hook, Tootles did lose his marbles. Peter later returned them to him.