Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 30, 2013
October 29, 2013
October 31, 2013
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Feng, what are you doing fighting a yeti? And what's with the magic ring? Feng Shui Kelly: The ring was created to imprison her kind! It's creator was terribly allergic to evil yeti dander! I just need to recite the three magic words to banish yetis forever from this earth! Cool, right? SAY THEM! Voice: I had them written down here, somewhere have you seen my palm pilot?
Chrisdiaz801 over 11 years ago
This is why you write stuff on a napkin, man!
Chithing Premium Member over 11 years ago
It’s not in your palm?I think they’re about to get KA-clobbered yeti again!
miqq1234 over 11 years ago
yep…. you’re right….had a lot of addresses… phone numbers etc on computer sticky notes… but lost them for some reason…now I backup that stuff on a real paper notepad…a lot more reliable
StoicLion1973 over 11 years ago
I can’t believe I’m the first to reference this: “Klaatu-Barada-Ni….” What was it again? My apologies to Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell (the other famous chin)
SkyFisher over 11 years ago
…hmmm, three magic words…I GOT IT!“Please. Thank you.”
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
Moe, Larry, Curly
CYGNUS X1 over 11 years ago
The three words are Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
Fuddy Duddy over 11 years ago
C’mon people! You know Thompson’s going to throw in a twist. Personally, I think the she-Yeti will fall for Feng, and they will live happily ever after. They’ll make a lot of little Yetis, and they’ll develop a franchise called Yeti Spaghetti.-Meanwhile, Rip will have Cobra and Breezy to deal with.
quartermain over 11 years ago
With a little more hair and a hat, Feng would look like Charlie Chan.