Herman by Jim Unger for December 26, 2013

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    Food for thought… – You are while they eat….

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    edclectic  almost 11 years ago

    Someone please anesthetize her, now.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 11 years ago

    Competetive, aren’t we ladies?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 11 years ago

    Or it it “aren’t we, ladies?”Or maybe the “L” word is verboten too.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I’ve actually sat next to far worse.

    One time I went to a buffet brunch I’d been eager to try at an ethnic restaurant. Don’t want to say what kind cos I don’t want anybody thinking I blame the nationality.

    My meal was ruined by several large guys at the next table, loudly comparing gruesome details of horrific accidents they’d encountered as ambulance drivers.

    Ended up walking over to ask them, politely, to stop … and they jeered me, and a couple of them shouted at me to mind my own business.

    I complained, but the waitress said they were regulars and “harmless.”I’ve never been back there.
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    edclectic  almost 11 years ago

    Been there, seen & heard that…I just stroll over to their table, stick my finger down my throat and then…well, then I say I’m sorry about disturbing their meal.

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    J Short  almost 11 years ago

    It must be a line every surgeon practices. “Good thing we took your (fill in the blank) out. It was the worst I’ve ever seen.” What’s he going to say; “Hey, your gallbladder looked great, but we cut it out anyway.”

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    neatslob Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I used to date someone who took call for a pediatrician’s office. Some of those restaurant phone calls were charming: “What color is it? How runny?”

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    sharonhillpa  almost 11 years ago

    No one commenting on how the guy listening is only half there — its like he’s on a flying saucer — no table legs. no pants…

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    Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Remember “The Meaning of Life” the restaurant scene……“bring me a bucket”.Now I will be back after you go to the bath room and talk to john. (heheh) Happy Boxing day one and all.

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    JASPAR1882  almost 11 years ago

    Let me tell you about my colonoscopy!

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    jack fairbanks  almost 11 years ago

    da noive!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 11 years ago

    Discuss worms while eating pasta, maggots while eating rice, urine while drinking Mountain Dew and while eating gravy . .. .

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