The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 04, 2013

My colleague Ron used to come out with some good ones.

“In a row with my wife, I always get the last word in. It’s ‘Sorry’ ".

“Had a row with my wife last night. I let her have the last words. They were ‘Come out from under there, you coward, and fight like a man!’ "

“If a man is in the forest and he says something, but there is no woman present to hear him, is he still wrong?”