The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 03, 2013
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Television Here's the punt...it's high and deep... Television: He catches the punt at his own thirty-yard line....he evades the first tackler...he's at the forty... Television: He cuts back and he breaks free! He's at the fifty...the forty...he has one man to beat... Television: He blows past the final defender! Thirty...twenty...ten...touchdown! Brutus: YES! Brutus: Sigh* Brutus: That's what's wrong with watching games on TV... Brutus: There's no one to high-five with!
What a loser. Get some friends.